notkorra:

joining a fandom

a funny joke i heard today

kid: a plane has 5,000 bricks and drops 1. how many does the plane have?
me: 4,999
kid: name the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the freezer
me: i have no clue
kid: you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. now name the 4 steps to putting a zebra in the freezer
me: the same thing
kid: no, you open the door, take the elephant out, put the zebra in, and close the door. simba has a birthday party and invites all the animals. which animal doesn't show up?
me: mufasa
kid: no, the zebra because it was in the freezer! a woman walks right through an alligator pond, how does she die?
me: she gets eaten by an alligator
kid: no, because all the alligators are at simba's party! she gets hit in the head by the brick that fell out of the plane!
Fresh outta da shower 🛀 (Taken with instagram)

Fresh outta da shower 🛀 (Taken with instagram)

All time low: (eight years ago) Here's to the fast times...
All time low: (now) Long live the fast times
me: ... crying
yourenotaheroyourealiar:

GUYS
I THINK WE TOOK OVER THE TRENDING TOPICS

yourenotaheroyourealiar:

GUYS

I THINK WE TOOK OVER THE TRENDING TOPICS

godofmischeif:

OHHH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
GUYS
IT’S THE IPHONE PHOTO
IT’S THE ONE!!

godofmischeif:

OHHH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

GUYS

IT’S THE IPHONE PHOTO

IT’S THE ONE!!

(Source: sheisdelirium)

amazing-candyshop:

mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

One day I will be able to resist reblogging this photoset whenever I see it.

Today is not that day.

Oh my God… your Hair, Tom… don’t do this to me! Q_Q

thisisntryanross:

PEOPLE WHO ARENT IN THE ATL FANBASE

HA

HA

HA

masturbatewithacheesegrater:

IMAGINE ALEX RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS READING THROUGH HIS REPLIES I BET HES SO HAPPY OH MY GFO I COULD CRY WHAT IF HES CRYING OH MY GFO I CANT I LOVE ALL TIME LWO

mjolnirmaleficarum:

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)

(Source: throughherprettyeyes)